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Demon’s Souls >>>>> Girlfriend

Written and posted by me on Facebook (Wednesday, July 14, 2010 at 6:08pm)

I guess the post title is also valid for Demon’s Souls’ successor, Dark Souls! So, whatever I mean below is completely valid for the sequel too ūüôā


After countless retries, fear, deaths, arduous mishaps, broken bodies, looting, devouring and flirting, I present to you my personal feelings that clearly state and re-state the quintessential and inevitable fact of life (regardless of race, origin, species)…Demon’s Souls is a better deal!

5ive reasons:

1) When you play DS, you¬†cherish¬†each and every moment of your time with it! You know the value of life, money and gaming! This is so NOT true when it comes to spending time with your girlfriend.¬†Demon’s Souls scores!

2)¬†“YOU DIED”¬†– 2 Words. 2 Sweet orgasmic words. It kills You. But, you know, you can come back! You know all has not failed! You know you have the power within you, to come back and murder that red-eyed hoplite bastard.¬†“YOU BROKE UP”¬†– 3 Words. 3 most unethically used words Ever!(perhaps I LOVE YOU is another one). When it comes to your girlfriend, there is NO coming back.¬†Demon’s Souls scores! Again!

3)¬†“It’s NOT you, It’s ME…Routine!”¬†Seinfeld? Anyone? George? I bet many of you must’ve heard those words, uttered by your girlfriend, right before..you know what! It cracks up your skull. Its pure¬†Mindfuck.¬†Anyway, my point is, Demon’s Souls NEVER does that! In DS, it is always YOUR fault! You die, because¬†YOU SUCK.¬†DS will never say – “It’s NOT you, It’s ME”.¬†Demon’s Souls scores! Yet Again!

4)¬†“SOULSUCKER”.¬†When you feel bad, down, fallen, your girlfriend might always support and be part of the global force which helps SUCK SOULS from you. Girls will SUCK away your SOUL. In Demon’s Souls,YOU SUCK….SOULS!¬†You have the power. You fuck, You suck….souls. Plus, you can buy stuff with souls. So, it ROCKS.¬†Demon’s Souls scores! Again and Again!

5)¬†Married Men!¬†I know its late for you…But, all hope is NOT lost! Deep in your heart, you always wanted to keep a sexy Mistress by your side. Some might even have one! Forget about having a girlfriend as your Mistress,¬†choose Demon’s Souls.¬†You WILL never feel alone…For people who enjoy and feeding off their FEAR, feel true gruesome fear in Demon’s Souls.¬†Demon’s Souls scores! Forever and again!!!¬†DS FTW \m/

If you actually¬†DIE, face true Death playing Demon’s Souls…just remember and recall these words from Demon’s Souls –¬†“If I only had some friends…”